Which one of these is not like the others?
Sometimes I like stomping around my apartment in hooker heels. I pretend to be Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls and say things like 'I'm a dancer!' and pronounce Versace, 'Ver-sayce.' It's a hoot! There's really nothing wrong with slipping the occasional stripper shoe into an outfit when they almost pass for your favorite Gucci's and Giambattista Valli's anyway.