I'm an Absolut and seltzer girl, maybe I'll have a splash of cranberry if I'm feeling adventurous but cocktail menus are a definite no. From the martini glass to the candy color, I am usually steadfast in my no-smoretini, cotton plop, rusted cherry, applepolotan policy. Enter Ditch Plains's innovative new drink list featuring Nutri- Soda mixed with infused vodka. These aren't "Sex and the City's" cocktails and they even come in a real glass. How could I deny mixers with names like "radiant, energize and slender" and with 0-10 calories? I'm sold!