Yesterday a friend and I were discussing our feelings for Brit it-girl, and new MTV presenter, Alexa Chung. If the phrase "girl crush" didn't make me cringe, I'd apply it here.
A: I'm watching Alexa Chung. I love her. She's slouching so cool.
Me: I love her too much.
A: She would totally be like a plastic bottle of ketchup for Halloween.
Me: Oh absolutely, she's the anti-sexy.
A: Does she have a boyfriend? I am seriously interested.
Me: She does. Where do you think she gets her perfectly oversized vintage tees?
A: Do they tell her to fidget and stuff?
Me: No, that's just her natural English way. Sigh...