Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Flashing lights

How fly is this wrist-
wear Ali made me? Holler
if you want one too.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

The Bodyguard

Would you wear Pharrell's
Moncler capsule collection?
Collette shoppers would.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Blue collar

Never have I seen
a more fitting interview
dress. Thanks, Mr. Wang

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The sincerest form of flattery

Lady Gaga, is
that you? Xtina? Alas,
it's just little J.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Englishwoman in New York

Look, Alexa shops
American Apparel
like the rest of us.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Penny for your thoughts

Repetto Jazz, we
had a good run, but it's time
to move on. Hey you...

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Bird of prey


My Pamela Love
claw necklace is so dope I
never take it off.

Caught in the headlights

Visible nipples=
the skinny girl's cleavage with
a Wang maxi dress.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

High brow


It's Revitabrow
every night for me until
I grow some of these

Friday, June 4, 2010

Step in the name of love

How I justify
new shoes while I'm unemployed?
They're interview wear.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Here's looking at you kid


So I'm in Soho
Like every day but when I'm
not, Alexa is.