Monday, August 31, 2009


Chopped and Screwed


Found these at INA
half price. But I can't decide,
are they too distressed?

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Coming up Roses


Can't you see these with,
black tights and Atacomas,
When it gets colder.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

I'd Do Anything


Gladiators for all time,
For better or worse.

Thursday, August 27, 2009



Hi, Jason Schwartzman,
fancy meeting you here in,

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


Can I have it like that?


My Chucks don't feel good,
When I walk five-hundred miles,
but maybe these will.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Obesity and Speed


My tanks are all Kain,
But for this lot I might just,
make an exception.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

What goes around comes around

(Mulberry Bayswater,

In search of a new
bag, I may be driven to
swagger-jack my mom.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Lie Back and Think of England

(images via

I have a new-found love of all things Taylor Warren

Friday, August 21, 2009

V for Victoria


Heidi pays tribute,
to inimitable posh.
Right down to the boobs.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Mr. Loba Loba


There's a she-wolf in,
your closet, open up and
set her free.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Win-Win Situation

Congratulations to Alexandra, the winner of the, Current/Elliott giveaway!

"I would wear the black Current/Elliot Legging with a loose button down work shirt (stolen from Dad), this season's Alexander Wang Frankie Creeper boots, and a YSL Arty Oval ring. Duh."

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Blonde Ambition


It appears Kate has gone the way of Alice. Dare I say she pulls the shave off better?

Park Life


Alice and her hair,
or lack thereof, in the park.
Oh, happy weekend.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Feeling Blue


My Atacomas have arrived, can't wait to play with them!

Out of the Closet

(Myne Jumpsuit)

Hi Linds, I have that
jumpsuit as well. Lets both wear,
it on the same day.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009



Salut Alexa!

Friday, August 7, 2009



All black and leather,
Sequins and ciggies, these are
a few of my fave (orite things)

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Pick Me

(Topshop, Skirt, $110, Dress $100)

Found these at Topshop,
Don't have two-hundred dolla,
Which one should I buy?

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Georgia on my Mind


Georgia and Lara,
Madonna and Abby Lee, 
Long live the gap tooth!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Daily Kate


Kate and Jamie hit
St. Tropez in uniform,
Big bag, ballet flats.

Greetings Zoebots


Queen skinny bitch, Rachel Zoe just launched the very GOOP -esque Zoe Report. Will you be signing up?

Monday, August 3, 2009

Sticky Fingers


Remember when Lindsanity was accused of stealing $400,000 worth of jewelry from an ELLE UK shoot?

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Vogue UK


Dearest Miranda,
My dinner was canned tuna,
You're a mind reader.



Rock with You

(ysl arty ring,

I like a ring that,
swallows my finger and looks
like a weapon.